Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Eine Kleine Rokk Musik

Well, I am oddly pleased with the title of this post, I'll be honest. I feel really fucking witty right now. Anyway, I am bored and taking a rest after doing a load of dishes, so I thought I'd compile a short list of music I'd associate with Angrboda .  There's only three so far, but that's just all I can think of at the moment.

First up, Roisin Murphy's Ramalama. It is a my go-to "song about taking hearts out of people".
It's got a great beat, of course.

The next video is Paloma Faith's Do You Want The Truth or Something Beautiful? Reminds me of Her and Loki. Also, I think this is the closest to what Angrboda looks like to me.
Gotye "Hearts a Mess". I am going to post the lyrics under the video. To me, it could be a song from Loki to Gullveig.
Pick apart
The pieces of your heart
And let me peer inside
Let me in
Where only your thoughts have been
Let me occupy your mind
As you do mine

You have lost
Too much love
To fear, doubt and distrust
Its not enough
You just threw away the key
To your heart

You don't get burned
Cause nothing gets through
It makes it easier
Easier on you
But that much more difficult for me
To make you see

Love ain't fair
So there you are
My love

Your heart's a mess
You won't admit to it
It makes no sense
But I'm desperate to connect
And you, you can't live like this

Your heart's a mess
You won't admit to it
It makes no sense
But I'm desperate to connect
And you, you cant't live like this

Your heart's a mess
You won't admit to it
It makes no sense
But I'm desperate to connect
And you cant't live like this

Love ain't safe
You won't get hurt if you stay chaste
So you can wait
But I don't wanna waste my love
__________________________






Tuesday, May 22, 2012

You don't have to own the pain
You don't have to live this life in shame
You don't have to mend your heart
You never really broke it, you just took it apart.
You don't have to say my name
You don't have to tell anyone I came
But, you really shouldn't  dim your light
It's your only weapon in this war that you fight,
Inside your head.
 Well, I can make you golden
As the world turns slowly
to lead.




Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Somewhere in the Interwebs:

CaviezelBride: OMG ya'all. I went to Passion of the Christ yesterday! IT WAS AWESOME. I could really feel the spirit of my Liege and Savior there. THEY WERE SO ACCURATE. I <3 Jim Caviezel. Mmmm...what a hottie!

JesusHChrist4Life: Just glued a picture of Him (Jim) on the face of my crucifix. NOW it REALLY looks just like Jesus!!!!! Yay!!!!

(Is this terrifying you yet?)

What if the god in question was a god you actually liked? And what if the movie in question wasn't a Christian snuff film, but instead a hugely popular comic franchise? I "marvel" at the newest trends in paganism these days.

Remember that bumper sticker "Dear God, save me from your followers." ? I can relate. >_< This post would be a lot more ranting, but I'm feeling nice and will leave it at that.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Three Awesome "Diet" Recipes


Cheesecake replacement therapy:

one cup Fage 2% greek yogurt or any other brand of
Greek yogurt that is all natural, very thick, and free of added thickening agents
honey, preferably local

pure vanilla extract

small lemon wedge

whole grain cereal, I use Uncle Sam cereal.






Stir honey into yogurt, to taste. Add a squirt of lemon and a dash of vanilla. Swirl a bit more honey on top. Top with cereal. Eat. Should have only 4 grams of fat. You can use non fat yogurt as well, it just won't be quite as creamy in mouthfeel.


No Guilt Enchiladas:

Sauce:

3/4 lb. tomatillos - peeled, rinsed and diced
one can green chiles
4 cloves garlic
1 hot pepper of your choice
large handful of chopped fresh cilantro
juice of about half a lime
salt to taste

Process for sauce: Put in bowl and puree with immersion blender or put in normal blender and puree till smooth

Enchilada Filling:

One large sweet potato, peeled and diced
One small onion, diced
Four to five cloves garlic, roughly chopped
one ear of fresh corn, corn removed from cob
once can drained and rinsed black beans
one can of tomatoes with green chiles (i use Kroger's
roasted tomatoes, salsa-style)

Red Powder:
Toast one dried red chile of you choice, seeds included, plus cumin seeds in a skillet. Grind in a coffee or herb grinder. Add smoked paprika or regular paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne to taste. Alternatively, you can buy powdered ancho chile and cumin, however they will not taste as fresh as toasting and grinding it at home.

Start everything but the beans and tomatoes in a large skillet with just enough vegetable oil so they don't stick. Season with red powder. Cook on medium heat till onions soften and caramelize and potatoes are mostly cooked through. Add the can of tomatoes, simmer until liquid evaporates. Taste and add more red powder if needed.  Add a pinch of salt as well. Maybe some ghost chile sauce if you are brave. Gently stir in rinsed beans.

To assemble enchiladas:

I make them more like a lasagna then traditional rolled enchiladas, because they just end up falling apart when you serve them rolled.

In a good sized casserole pan, put down a layer of corn tortillas. Then spread some sauce to cover. Add potato and bean filling. Measure out 4 servings of Mexican blend cheese. Add one serving to this layer. Continue to layer this way, using your last serving of cheese to top the casserole. Bake at 400 till top is lightly browned and melty. Serve with a dollop of nonfat yogurt, fresh cilantro, a wedge of lime and some chopped avocado. Should feed about 4 people. We got 5 servings out of it. Even better the next day, when sauce has absorbed into the tortilla. DO NOT USE FLOUR TORTILLAS. THEY ARE AN ABOMINATION.


Orange Soup:

one butternut squash, peeled and diced
one sweet potato, peeled and diced
one orange bell pepper, diced
five carrots, peeled and diced
six cloves garlic, chopped
one onion, chopped
hot pepper of your choice, diced
garam masala seasoning or your favorite indian/curry spice blend
one box of vegetable broth
salt and pepper to taste

this is easy. put all chopped vegetables into a soup pot. add seasoning to taste, and vegetable broth. simmer until everything is cooked through. reduce the liquid a tiny bit-there should still be plenty of liquid. Use an immersion blender in the pot or blend in a traditional blender. Garnish with chopped cilantro and a dab of nonfat greek yogurt if desired.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

I am the arrow. A sort-of poem

I am the arrow
Hidden in shape
Far up in the tree.
I am the arrow,
stalk too weak to shape
but still.
I am so mother fucking sharp.
She never made the promise for me.
I lived where no man could go
No one thought me of any consequence.
So I waited for Him.
Waited to be shaped.
Waited for my sharpness to have a purpose.
The sharpening hurt.
Shavings of myself scattered across His workshop floor.
Oh, the glee He found in it, working on his weapons.
One day He whispered the Truth and I could not bear it.
I was eight years old and already aware of my purpose.
No one loved me, because love does not make one hard.
Not until one can be hard without it.
No one listened to me, because being heard does not breed perseverance.
At least, not until one has learned to persevere on their own.
Everyone I dared to love hurt me, because hurt was the fire of the forge
To make His arrow.
Every doubt, every question, is another stab at that which I despise---
Complacency. Perfection. That without error, that which cheats Death and Life.
I have lived and I have died and neither suits my personality.
Death is empty and Life is the knowledge of what empty means.
Because all that you have in Life will be gone and Death remains a mystery.
It is up to you to make that which you Love immortal.

I am the mother fucking arrow.
I am a weapon.
I am strong and sharp and poisonous.
He made me strong enough to stand alone
And alongside other arrows.
He showed me how weapons love.
He showed me how weapons speak.
He showed me Truth.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Film Experience of The Occult Hipster: A Pretentious Title.

These are awesome. Watch them. That's all.


First up is Hesher. This is the feel-good-reminds me of Loki movie.  Especially the snake and mouse story after about the 7 or 8 minute mark.
Hesher clip
Hesher IMDB

 The Holy Mountain. This is my absolute favorite movie. Ever. I watch it semi-weekly. It is, to me, quite similar to a tarot deck, in that each scene is so ripe with symbolism that you can interpret it differently each time you view it. This is worthy of the term "mind-blowing".
The Holy Mountain "Psychedelic Shotgun" Scene
Holy Mountain "Tarot Will Teach You...." 
The Holy Mountain IMDB

Next, The Ruling Class. This is just....absurd. And awesome.  Hard to describe without giving away too much. Just rest assured this is hilarious!
Scene From The Ruling Class
The Ruling Class IMDB

Bedazzled 1967 version. This movie is full of great wit. Classic "sell your soul to the devil to get ____" story, but told with style and a blasphemous sense of humor. The Devil makes this movie. Keeps your attention all the way through, great pacing of the laughs. 
Bedazzled "never believe a liar"
great song from the movie
I Love Lucifer
Bedazzled (1967) IMDB

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Loki In Video

Here is a list of video clips that I feel embody the personality of Loki I experience. A lot of it is mood, tone of voice, body language, attitude, etc.
Enjoy! I may add more as they occur to me.


Libertine Intro

Alan Cumming "Floop" Song

Angry Crazy Loki. Comes with Free Flailing and Screaming.

Fancy Loki

Loki, when He wants to Fix your life.

Alan Rickman Loki - go to about 5 min in.